First, in case you don’t know who U.D.B.D. (pronounced oo-dee-boo-dee) is, let me tell you. She’s Evie’s "Ugly Dirty Baby Doll" who gets carried everywhere. Santa brought her to live at Mad House in Decemeber. Evie didn’t like her at first, but after a few weeks, she started carrying her everywhere, including the yard, the park, the store, her bithday party, the dining table, etc.
Suffice it to say, U.D.B.D. (Evie calls her "Booty") is quite gross. I occasionally sneak up behind her unexectedly, put a pillow over her head like a kidnapper, and throw her in the washing machine.
Anyway, Evie doesn’t like to sleep without this disgusting heap of stuffing & plastic. So, last night, as I threw little Miss E in her crib last night, she started asking for her Booty. "Where my Booty?" So, I told her to lay still and I’d go find U.D.B.D.
Commence the search party. I enlisted both Big Daddy and E-man as helpers, and we searched the kitchen, dining room, living room, foyer, Emmit’s room, both bathrooms, master bedroom, Evie’s room, laundry room...no U.D.B.D.
This whole time, Evie is in her crib, calling "Booty, where are you?" or "Booty, come here!" So, I went in, got her out, and told her to go find Booty. So, little Miss E joins in the search. She looks everywhere, calling for Booty the whole time.
We searched EVERYWHERE we could think of. Under couch cushions, in cabinets, in garbage cans, in laundry baskets, in toy boxes, under beds, under tables, in drawers (Emmit even checked the junk drawer).
Can anyone guess where U.D.B.D was?
Anyone?
Come on?
Nathan found her...
Not sure why he even thought to look there...
Still can’t guess?
She was zipped up in the laptop case.
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