Are They Laughing AT Me Or WITH Me?

I took the kidlets to Wal-mart today to pick up a few things.

We were in the fabric department & Evie said she needed to go potty. So, we went to the bathroom in the back (it's right there) and squeezed into one stall (no small feat for a pregnant chick & two kids). I fussed at Emmit to stop picking his nose, and he says (loudly), "I'm gonna keep picking my nose, and I'm gonna eat my boogers!"

I thought the lady in the stall next to us was going to die laughing.

So, then we exit the bathroom (head hung in shame) and go back to fabric to get some thread. Well, there were two ladies (I'm guessing mom & daughter) standing there looking, so we waited for a second. All of a sudden, Emmit says, "Mom, my penis is empty. I think I need something to drink so I can fill it back up!" I wish you could have seen their faces!